Flirting With a Waitress

Are you a loner at a restaurant? Do you want to make your meal memorable? Have no fear! The steps a head will tell you exactly what you need to do.

Steps

1. First, make sure you're in a restaurant or a bar. You don't want to sit at the counter, you want the waitress to come to you.

2. When you go to your table and the beautiful waitress comes your way to serve you, try to give your best smile.

3. When she comes back with your drink, start up a conversation. Even better, start flirting. But not too much or for too long! Remember that she has a job to do and has to serve other people as well.

4. When she comes back with your meal, and if for some reason she's not smiling, she probably doesn't want anything to do with you.

5. If she seems interested in you, continue on flirting; if not, don't continue bothering her.

6. You don't have to flirt with her every time she comes to serve you, call her over and get a refill, and when she does - smile and throw a compliment here and there.

7. When she comes back to take your plate away, say "I would like to thank you for doing such a great job and making me enjoy this experience."

8. When she comes back to give you your bill, continue on flirting and do your best to compliment her in a genuine way, preferably about her work or her personality.

9. When you go to pay the bill, give her a tip (15% of the bill, excluding taxes is a typical "good tip" try and do a little more to make her remember you) Thank her for the wonderful meal (even if it wasn't wonderful) and that you'd like to meet her again sometime.

Tips

• Don't flirt too much or use pick-up lines. You'll give her the impression that you pick up any girl.

• Don't start flirting right off the bat. She wants to see that you are actually interesting in her personality, not just the way she looks.

Warnings

• Find out if she's married or is in a relationship to avoid the embarrassment of a social 'faux pas'.

• Be aware that waitresses often act like they're receptive to your flirting in the hopes that you'll tip better. Don't take any receptiveness from a waitperson too seriously unless they continue it after you've paid.

• Don't harass her. If she's showing annoyance and lack of interest in you, don't continue flirting. She might call her boss or get you kicked out if you do or say anything inappropriate.